London AP
By Jack Auph
October 9th 2009
Obama Wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize
After enduring months of allegations and scrutiny from non supporters for allegedly not making good on his campaign promises. Barrack Hussein Obama finally has his moment in the spotlight. As President Obama made his way down the isle that leads to the stage, nobody had a clue what was about to unfold. President Obama, less than a year into office stood proudly on the stage as the award was handed to him, he smiled and raised it skyward before beginning to speak, just then from out of no where, Kanye West took the microphone from President Obama and stole his thunder speaking directly to the crowd.
"Look look Oh-bah-ma, I'm happy for you an all dat, but realistically Oh-bah-ma you are not the most unqualified candidate for this award yo. There are a lot of straight up killas that are doin it every day yo, an day ain't hidin behind some desk in the white house, I'm saying, some of the hardest thugs of all time." Then he handed the microphone back to Obama who stood there stunned as they broke away to a commercial break. Kanye was escorted back to his limousine.
Backstage, his wife Michelle commented, "Sure my husband has said some things that he probably didn't mean, all presidents do it, it's how you get elected, this is America, my husband is just as undeserving as anyone to receive this award and what Kanye did was very disturbing. You will see in the months to come just how undeserving my husband is." Everyone backstage seemed to be in agreement.
Obama could not be reached for comment because he was on his way to make a live speech about how he is a fierce advocate of gay rights, and how he intends to prove so by allowing as many gays as possible to join the military in Afghanistan and Iraq. Obama commented "I may not have gotten around to the legislation's I had promised last year before being elected, but I assure you, that as men and women of the military, I will show no favoritism in deciding who gets the opportunity go to the middle east."
Reporters swirled around Obama's limousine but were ushered away as they screamed questions like "Mr President, now that you are in office, will your ties to the CFR be put on hold?" and "Mr President, how many troops are really serving in the middle east including mercenary personnel such as Blackwater?"
Back at the Peace Prize awards ceremony, the worlds richest feasted on lobster tail, caviar, and champagne as they buzzed about the history of this grand event. For those of you do not know much of the Nobel Peace Prize history, a few facts. (All kidding aside here)
Some History of the Nobel Peace Prize...
The Nobel prize was invented by the Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite Alfred Nobel, and was first awarded in 1901. Thats right, the inventor of "Explosives" is who founded this "Peace Prize"
Those qualified to nominate candidates include members of national governments, international judiciary, academics and previous prize winners. Not very open to outsiders.
Five Norwegians are chosen by Norway's parliament to sit on the Nobel Committee. Five citizens of Norway, which is an Island. Not very connected to the middle east, or the events of the world for that matter.
The committee compiles a shortlist of between five and 20 candidates, of course, all selected candidates are nominated by the filthy rich industrialists and international swindlers of the world.
The shortlist is considered by the Nobel Institute's permanent advisers, mainly Norwegian academics, not humanitarians or Peace advocates, but academics.
The Nobel Committee chooses the winner.
Details of the nominations and selection process are kept secret for a minimal of 50 years.
In all fairness, there have been some outstanding people who have won this award... Mother Theresa, Lech Walesa, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr... Still no names like Mahatma Gandhi, John Lennon, Harriet Tubman, etc etc...
Some other winners that were less than deserving of an award for Peace are, Henry Kissenger, Jimmy Carter, United Nations and the United Nations Secretary General,
As to why this award was given to a man who is leading a country that is currently engaged in not one but TWO wars is something that I'm sure boggles the minds of many of thousands of people, here are the committees comments.
The Nobel Committee said he won it for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples". The committee highlighted Mr Obama's efforts to support international bodies and promote nuclear disarmament.
"Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," the Norwegian committee said in a statement.
Again the word "Hope" a mere shallow promise, not yet followed through on, not even yet acknowledged. What a lame reasoning.
Thats right, they also said for supporting international bodies, international bodies such as the CFR, United Nations, and all other affiliations of the Illuminati. All the while reinstating the constitution stripping provisions of the Patriot Act, and leaving Americans waiting at the alter for the things he promised them in his campaign speeches.
Oh-Baaah-Ma... Mr. International!
And speaking of nuclear disarmament, the only country Obama has shown an interest in disarming is Iran, a country in which he has no say or influence, and has no authority over. Obama has done nothing to reduce nuclear arms here at home, or to influence our top ally Israel to limit their secret nuclear superiority over the bordering Muslim countries. In fact Israel is the worlds leading country of nuclear weapon cover ups. But Mr. International has done nothing to address Israels illegal arms, or to prevent the oppression of the people of Palestine by the Israeli Army.
One source of news"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
Another source of news
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7420573.stm
Obama has done nothing truly to deserve this any other award. He is a war president, as well as a war criminal.
This all just goes to prove that Norway REALLY is an Island, very out of touch with the rest of the world, and makes a few fact's pertinently clear.
1) That money does run the world.
2) That our mainstream media are really doing what the elite are paying them to do.
3) That Americans are as dumb now as they were when Bush was in office, by being mesmerized by this fool.
I find it hysterically funny that less than a week after being mocked by Saturday Night Live, exposed for not following through with ANY of his campaign promises, he wins this prize. Even funnier, is that it is being awarded to man conducting 3 wars, one in Afghanistan, one in Iraq, and one here at home against freedom of speech by renewing the Patriot Act and its most constitution limiting provisions.
I find it however quite disturbing that this was announced on John Lennons birthday. I hope the ghost of John Lennon shits in Obama's cheerios every morning from here until the day he is removed from office by the military for being a domestic enemy of the United States Constitution.
Cheerio Mr Obama!
That's Right, I said it!
