Sunday, February 27, 2011

Vaccines found to activate moron genes that cause further belief in vaccines (satire)

by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, NaturalNews Editor
(NaturalNews) February 27, 2011

Vaccines found to activate moron genes that cause further belief in vaccines (satire)

Weekend satire special: New research accidentally conducted by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has discovered that vaccines activate the "moron" genes that normally lie dormant in human beings. Once activated, these "moron genes" cause individuals to lose higher brain function and the ability to question false information fed to them by doctors, drug companies and the media. This, in turn, results in even more people pursuing repeated vaccines, further causing expression of the moron genes, over and over again, until their brain function collapses to the level of a raw vegetable... otherwise known as a "voter."

Because of their disastrous effects on higher brain function, these vaccines are now being called "Moron Vaccines."

Moron Vaccines contain all the usual ingredients of flu vaccines and MMR vaccines, including methyl mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde and DNA fragments from diseased monkey organs. (This is truly what's found in other vaccines...)

But Moron Vaccines have one ingredient that's slightly different. As Dr. All Proffit, a leading vaccine patent holder, explained, "Moron Vaccines are much like regular vaccines, except instead of taking diseased material from infected cows and monkeys, we take brain cell samples from existing morons which are easy to find among our colleagues. We then weaken those brain cells to make them even more moronic, and then we inject them into infants and children, mixed with a bit of mercury to make sure it targets the neurological system for maximum effectiveness."

The result? As Bill Gates explains, "Billions of children each year are being saved from IBFD." IBFD is short for Intelligent Brain Function Disorder. It is an affliction affecting hundreds of millions of people each year, causing them to achieve dangerously high levels of cognitive function that causes them to ask inappropriate questions about vaccines such as, "Why have vaccines never been tested against non-vaccinated children?" Or, "Why do vaccines cause some children and teens to collapse into autism, comas or death?" Or, "Why don't flu vaccines actually prevent flu symptoms in 99 out of 100 people who receive them?"

Those questions have no place in today's medical system, where the correct answer to every disease is -- as doctors are routinely taught -- "More vaccines!"

"The population is too intelligent for its own good," Dr. Proffit added. "The only way to keep people in line with the expectations of Big Government, Big Pharma and America's top employers such as McDonald's and Wal-Mart is to increase the moron density in America through a determined, long-term vaccination program carried out with the help of doctors and government medical authorities."

To financially support that program, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (BMGF) is investing over fifty billion dollars to roll out Moron Vaccines on a global scale. "This will help ensure that more people buy Microsoft products," explained Gates. "Because if they regain higher brain function, they might be tempted to run Linux instead."

The FDA granted approval to the Moron Vaccines based on the scientific clinical trial data provided by the maker of the vaccines, most of which was, believe it or not, fabricated by morons. "This is why the data are so consistently reliable," explained the company CEO. "When you're studying Moron Vaccines, who better to offer an experienced perspective than an actual moron posing as a research scientist?"

The FDA was influenced in its decision to approve the vaccines by the CDC, which recently warned that America was "suffering from an epidemic of critical thinking" that threatened the future of the U.S. government, the Federal Reserve, and the vaccine industry in particular. The source of this epidemic has been traced to Rep. Ron Paul, of course.

"People who think for themselves are a threat to the U.S. government, and they are causing problems at airports, too," said DHS secretary Janet Napolitano. "That's why we've partnered with the FDA to make sure that those suffering from Intelligent Brain Function Disorder are offered 'treatment' at every opportunity."

As part of that government treatment program, IBFD screening centers are now being erected at the airports, sports stadiums and Wal-Mart stores. Interestingly, Wal-Mart stores have so far found exactly zero people at their stores who suffer from Intelligent Brain Function Disorder. Apparently, all Wal-Mart shoppers are already cured. (

The TSA announced it would no longer hire anyone suffering from IBFD and would only hire workers after they have been injected with the Moron Vaccine. "Is is very important that TSA agents have achieved the lower IQs necessary for them to carry out their jobs of molesting air travelers," explained TSA head John Pistole explained. "We cannot have our agents suffering from moments of cognitive awareness while they're touching your junk. People who work in government security are better off if they simply do what they're told without asking intelligent questions or citing the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which is a highly complex collection of sequential words that none of us can decode anymore thanks to the Moron Vaccines."

Moron Vaccines are now mandatory in medical schools, where they are given to would-be doctors are part of an indoctrination ritual. They're also mandatory in public schools, where children are being educated just enough to be obedient workers but not enough to actually question what role they're playing in the grand consumerism economic raping of the planet in the name of corporate profits.

Walgreens stores are offering Moron Vaccine Gift Cards so that you can give the gift of lower brain function to a friend or family member. If grandma is acting up again, a vaccination targeting her higher brain function may be just the ticket to a joyful, loving family picnic. That "Grandma is staring off into the distance again" look is actually family affection, remember.

Many nursing homes and retirement centers are even thinking of switching from their current model of pharmaceutically abusing patients into a tolerable state of human vegetation to the new model of just vaccinating them instead. "It's so much easier with the Moron Vaccines," explained one nursing home director. "Pills required patient consent, but vaccines can be given to patients in their sleep, and when they wake up the next morning, or at least the ones that do, they're like a whole new person... quiet, introspective and no longer argumentative."

The Moron Vaccine is such a success that even President Obama chimed in on the issue. "Moron Vaccines help keep America strong by making sure people don't ask too many questions about the coming economic collapse," he said in a recent press event. "If we can manage to vaccinate the entire population, then we can probably keep the Medicare and Social Security Ponzi schemes going a few years longer, and that protects all of us in Washington from a popular revolt like the one we saw in Egypt! The Middle East is witness to the violence and destruction that can take place when populations are allowed to contemplate higher ideals such as freedom or liberty," Obama said. "Moron Vaccines keep people comfortably numb in their lower brain functions, where they can dutifully serve the interests of the State."

So don't miss out on the Moron Vaccines! They're available free of charge at any U.S. post office. The government is also offering a special discount called, "Don't buy one, get one free!" for those who can't do math because they graduated from Madison, Wisconsin public schools -- "where education is ALWAYS secondary."

Note: This satire article is pure fiction. If you didn't know that by now, you have probably already taken the Moron Vaccines! Please turn yourself into the nearest TSA human resources office for possible placement within the Department of Homeland Security.

Friday, February 25, 2011


Pandamonia Feb 16, 2011


UPDATE THE DOLLAR says 'DIE' right on it.

the bible is bullshit MIND CONTROL via ROYAL deMONARCHY!!!

SHeeple it really aint that hard to see once you turn TV off. All roads lead back to ENGLAND.
Don't limit ur thinking to 'German' think Babylonian, Iranian, Egyptian, Persia, Noble, Kings, Queens and Snake worshippers.

more links to come VOLUME: Sorry that you might need to turn it up...and haters said I talked slow and looked stoned...hahaha, yeah baby. Anyway...the bottom line is I'm not a tv watcher so all the 'commerical appeal' is outta me. I don't have the attention deficiet BOOK of speaking rules....If you dont watch this video it's the LINKS you are missing.
And a tid bit of info to take you to the links. YOU ARE BEING PLAYED. IF you don't want to know then 30 seconds is too long let alone this video. I wanted to try out my 15+ mins and put all the links up too WHILE never having to explain MARCH 22 on yt box again! YAY!!

The links are very interesting if you take time to watch the doc's. YOu want to know what makes your spastic enemy tick don't you. Well Obsessive Compulsive over Dates, Money, Symbols and Blood is pretty well all you need to know. They obsess over GOD more than you ever will. THey hate GOD and They cremate JESUS whether you believe in them or not. They most definitely do.

I left out a lot of crazy stuff.
Like how the Queen of England is obsessed with Byzantine Persia and how it is all about BABYLON Stuff.
Google Saddam Hussein and Reincarnation and you'll see this has been a battle since the beginning of time.
And how and why they are obsessed with math. And how they use math since we are made of molecules and frequencies. And tesla's role in everything they control us with. Scalar weaponry. Bad people with technology. They could cure droughts but instead they flood us and give us Katrina. Tsunami's. Earthquakes and 911 Buildings into dust. Dead Birds and Fish.

re remember AIR FRANCE? (end vid)
man made lightning IONATRON.COM brags about it.

Banned Video: Knowledge Hoarding-Mind Control-Symbology-Lies

WolfgangPuckerup | Aug 9, 2010

*note: the ring gets a lot of mention. It is a $20 ring with an S for Sherrie given to her by her daughter*
This Sherrie Lea video was banned after being up 1/2 a day.
There are photo's at Sherri's page. (computer print screens of it being rejected due to content).
What is the content that got rejected? We see star of davids everywhere. Obelisks at every American Dream speech.

Perhaps it is not the content, but the rate of which it went viral. It's not uncommon for videos that take a life of their own to quickly be deleted by youtube, only for it to be reuploaded and permitted again. This is what we believe to have happened in this and other youtubers cases. Re: Alex Jones 'Joker' Vids for example.

Sun 24/2/2011

Yeah, Blurp this evil Out of Existence!

brianisyahweh2 | Feb 24, 2011
And there shall be signs in the sun!

Fly Like An Eagle

YahwehNow3168 | Feb 1, 2011

An idea sparked by andrewhitchcock23 ;-D
Yeah, think I
better get up
Doo...doo...du du ... Yeah ...
Doo...doo...du du ... Love, love, love ...
Doo...doo...du du ... Don't it baby? ...
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future...
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.........oohhh
Said I wanna fly like an eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me, I wanna...
Fly right into the future....
I wanna feed the babies... said, who can't get enough to eat
Wanna shoe the children... no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people... livin' in the street
Oh yeah there's a solution
Let me fly like and eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me, I wanna
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future...
Time flies don't it baby?
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future... ...Ohhh.
Time flies don't it baby?
Keep on flying...
keep on flying, ohhh ...
Oh yeah, yeah
Think I better get up...
Don't it baby?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey...
I wanna fly like an eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirits carry me, I wanna
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle ... to the sea
... Fly............ like an we'll
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me, I wanna...
Fly............... like an we'll fly...
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle ... ... to the sea
In a sky full of people ... only some want to fly, isn't that...
crazy? ... Ohh hho ...oohh
Fly............ like an I'm gonna fly...
Fly............ like an I'm gonna fly...
Fly............ like an I'm gonna fly...

Magnetic Pole Shift - Its all hyped up

huomhu | Feb 8, 2011

Message from JAH.
Brian Leonard Golightly Marshall - Google it ;-)
Recorded 12/12/2010 07:00 PM EST

Stop the evil via divine intervention.
Pray in the name of YAHWEH or JAH.
Change the Quantum.

Musik from Heiko (goschima) ;-)

Solomon's Freemason King James 1611 bible

brianisyahweh2 Jan 31, 2011

Pray in the name of Yahweh Jesus sacred name of God